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My Journey
of how I become this braindamaged
- November 2000 — Nihao Earth. A menace arrived. CHAOS +30. Card: 40 OVR, Bronze.
- April 2005 — This kid has problems. ADHD scale 14/10. ENERGY +50, FOCUS -20. Card: 42 OVR, Bronze.
- November 2006 — Piano torture. I cried so much but they are like, "lil bro, piano helps with ADHD". FINESSE +18, TEARS +40. Card: 46 OVR, Silver.
- March 2007 — Started coding. I wish lmao. CODING +1. Card: 47 OVR, Silver.
- August 2010 — Lost Child. Got my name announced at the Great Wall of China. FAME +25, NAVIGATION -30. Card: 45 OVR, Silver.
- June 2012 — Fat kid. I was really really big. WEIGHT +40, SPEED -10. Card: 41 OVR, Bronze.
- January 2014 — Met a future druglord. friends with one of the owners of the largest illegal narcotics marketplaces on planet Earth. STREET CRED +30. Card: 48 OVR, Gold.
- May 2015 — Moved to LA. the menace has landed in US. SWAG +20, TAN +35. Card: 55 OVR, Emerald.
- April 2019 — Impeached from presidency. I had a really racist headmaster who banned me from prom. REBEL +30, PROM TICKETS -1. Card: 52 OVR, Emerald.
- August 2019 — Moved again. this time to the city of West Lafayette, -10/10. FUN -10, CORN +99. Card: 58 OVR, Sapphire.
- January 2021 — Clan Leader. Creator of the awesome clan - DIEHONG!!! LEADERSHIP +40, SLEEP -50. Card: 64 OVR, Amethyst.
- April 2023 — Tore my meniscus. it's gonna happen again woohooo. SPEED -15, DURABILITY -20. Card: 57 OVR, Sapphire.
- October 2023 — Tore my meniscus (part 2). Part 2 lets gooooo. SPEED -10, DURABILITY -20, OPTIMISM +50. Card: 52 OVR, Emerald.
- May 2024 — Moved again. Drove from Indiana to SF, car broke down after. ADVENTURE +30, CAR HEALTH -100. Card: 73 OVR, Pink Diamond.
- April 2025 — Deported. Became a part of history for "SEVIS terminations" thanks to daddy Trump. CHAOS +40, PASSPORT STAMPS +1. Card: 30 OVR, Bronze.
- November 2025 — Founded Golfr. for the next billion dollar dream. AMBITION +99. Card: 66 OVR, Gold.
